Most Indian politician don’t do their jobs but they are multi talented
We need to be receptive to their capabilities and use these to the benefit of our nation instead of constantly grumbling of their uselessness
Some small examples below of how this can be done …..
Bashing and punching inside the parliament and Assemblies of members is very common these days
We can have live TV coverage and legal betting on these heated sparrings this can turn into a goldmine if well marketed and will fetch lots of advertisements .
For example …..
Watch today 11 am…… Shri Bilawant sher singh of Lokhandwala constituency of UP biting into shri Ram Makhanpuri of Bhandepur constituency of Bihar ,( warning some of the scenes could be gory )Dracula times ……. blood letting shot live in 3 assemblies ..watch experienced partymen draw blood from each other jumping over galleries
( warning these are professionals ….untrained people should not try this at home )
Watch tonight Bruce lee Banwarial l yadav throwing Salem shanmugham into the well of the house in one throw
Sunday 6pm recording replays of choice explectives series ….. this would be the weeks collection of rare auditory outpouring s of our elected representatives recorded by Oscar award winning Rasool Pookutty himself ( warning tender souls to wear earpieces to avoid tympanic damages )
Late night show Hijra MP from Madhya Pradesh does special Mujra dance on opposition tables
( watch only after children sleep) psst includes lap dance too !!!
Robotic dances from west Bengal could be shown at 9pm daily in National TV
Our new president himself would do it in the Mughal gardens of Rastrapathi Bhavan live to the tunes of Rabindra sangeeth
“ The Macroeconomics of being the right puppet in an emerging economy “by our PM
Would be the Republic day special for all networks
How to make puppets dance without even strings could be a popular educational series run by a well known Italian celebrity
How to squash flies and other enemies just like that talk show demonstration by MM Mani of Kerala
Emerging Kerala with submerging funds ,the looting chronciles lecture series in Keralas regional network on Friday prime time
Munnar matters ….. sarcastic comedy series by an octogenarian politician with shrugging shoulders syndrome
How to make good friends with jailed suspects ,talk series specially recorded from Kannur
Hartal holidays travel special by RED tours ltd
Snakes and lotuses ( thamara and pambus ) sponsored series by Beverages corpn
Alagiri films sole production released all over India and the world at same the time would show how disappearing sons could reappear with crores of rupees
Karunanaidhi from Chennai tinted glasses and three wives fame could be interviewed on
Veeranam to Cooum it is all money money ………. in veteran files
Amma and Sasikala breakfast show on capes and corruption in Tamil an exclusive from two leaves production s
Hamera banega crorepathi by MA Raja with anchor Kanimozhi made for u in Tihar jail
From Karnataka to Argentina part one travelogue would be immediately followed by Karnataka to Sweden and neighbouring countries……… this particular seires would run for approximately two years to cover the whole tours
Special focus would be educational inputs on how to conduct study tours when droughts plague home countries
How to keep smiling while states reel in debt would be the fashion show specials by these worthies
How to make Biriyani for terrorists would be the biggest cooking show of the year
Mahesh Bhatt and Shabana Azmi would stress on how good Biriyanis can change terrorist psyches
ArundhatiRroy could give expert comments
Believe it or not series on Anna Hazare on how to fast without any benefit for anyone
This one would l compete for rankings from Yogi Ramdev demonstrations how to get out black stools er sorry black moneys by inappropriate abdominal contortions
sports channels can have field days
One suresh kalmadi could make money for all of them
How commonwealth can be converted to personal wealth ……tricks form the great wizard of sports suresh kalmadi special
Juggling show by sugar cane biting Sharad pawar where he would juggle in prime time with BCCI and agriculture with his feet upside down
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