Sashi tharoor poem

My ditty on Sashi Tharoor the Twitter Tittie

The Twitter Jitter

 The story of an Indian politician writer
From Kerala  a handsome blighter
  His comments on the twitter
 Mostly   puts him in a titter

He twitted on the cattle class
making himself a clever ass
 Got the fury of the Indian mass
who called his comments as real  crass

 kept his hand in the wrong place
as   national anthem was sung in countrys  praise
no no not where you guys think  or anything  base
 just kept it on his chest he always  says

Handsome sashi   married again and again  none of the times was it in vain
 His good looks could get him all but the  plain
While he jaunted in the first class plane

 Twitter caught him again in trouble
like a  Russian without a rouble
 he got some Meher from  over the border
When his searching  eyes looked for fodder

My advice is better stick to facebook
Even if you have all the good looks
 Twitter seems to be getting  some rooks
In trouble cornered  like crooks

Good looks  roving eyes aren't a good combination
Adding Twitter to this is an exclamation
Then one lands in real commotion
 Then no use  crying over the trepidation

Men by nature are known  to stray
while women want to  make them stay
Men are kids who want  sweets in a tray
And when in trouble they try to get away

So our good looking man in twitter
who  as a writer would always glitter
is now only having a temporary jitter
but for him  these  days surely looks better

His words are big and legendary
When he talks most pick up dictionary
His hobby is to put us in knots
Better than usual political rots

But words and flicked hair
May just cover up his bare
For now but maybe not forever
Sins may catch up wherever

Sashi tharoor the brilliant wizard
Changes colours like a lizard
And mesmerises with his speeches
His voters who cling like leeches .

Tweet and tumble and fumble
Your life is in a rumble
Talk orate speak and make lectures
Twitter is your true texture .